I'm
afraid watching a show like XENA WARRIOR PRINCESS
is a bit like listening to a bad album with two
really good songs on it. You have to endure
so many episodes before hitting on a good one.
But the good ones are so good you end up
having to watch the whole lot to be sure you don't
miss anything.
To be fair, at twenty-two episodes a year, on
a syndicated television budget, Xena did some
incredibly groundbreaking things, and that is
why I must recommend this Season Two DVD box set.
Why the second season? Well, if you like this
one, definitely get the first. But as is often
the case with TV shows - from CHINA BEACH to ALLY
MACBEAL - the second season is when a series really
hits its stride. Actors have gotten to know their
characters, everything's still fresh, storylines
aren't being rehashed, and producers aren't overly
ambitious. Of course, all of these things went
terribly wrong in subsequent seasons, but we'll
save all that for future Xena box sets.
Each episode starts with composer Joseph Lo Duca's
sweeping three-note theme. Brilliant. Truthfully,
it was the music that first hooked me. I scoffed
at the promos the entire first season - much too
cool to watch a show called XENA WARRIOR PRINCESS!
Bleech. Sometime during the second year, though,
I didn't touch that dial and actually heard those
opening credits. Anything with music that good
couldn't be half bad. Of course, we also hear
this over the credits: "In a time of ancient gods,
warlords, and kings, a land in turmoil cried out
for a hero. She was Xena, a mighty princess forged
in the heat of battle.Her courage will change
the world." Ugh! How cheesy can you get?! I got
sucked into this show kicking and screaming. And
this is the season that did it.
For those of you who've never seen the show (or
are afraid to admit it), Xena is a Greek superheroine
who roams the world in your best superhero tradition
with her trusty sidekick Gabrielle. As Gene Hackman's
Lex Luthor would put it, sort of an overgrown
Girl Scout. Ah, but that's just what's on the
surface. Once you delve into some of these episodes
you'll see there's a lot more to this series.
Unlike any other mainstream female superhero,
Xena's got a dark past.
Xena creator and executive producer Rob Tapert
took his cues from Hong Kong cinema. As he told
Craig Reid for SCI-FI ENTERTAINMENT: "A lot of
the female superheroines you see in Hong Kong
fantasy and action films have the same kind of
steely resolve we gave Xena. In some respects
we Westernized her character from films like THE
BRIDE WITH WHITE HAIR. A volatile, dark character,
yet still very feminine, you never know what she's
going to do next." (For you Hong Kong fans, look
for these lifted trademarks: the Brigitte Lin
glare, DRUNKEN MASTER fire-spitting, the SWORDSMAN
pinch, and the THE BRIDE WITH WHITE HAIR hair
whip.).
It's during the second season that this character
template really comes into play in two of my favorite
episodes, Destiny and The Return of
Callisto, both of which have audio (and video!)
commentary in the DVD box set. Tapert explains
that Destiny is the first back story episode
that shows how Xena "got spun out in a bad fashion."
As the series wore on, there would be one too
many back stories, but this was the first and
one of the best.
Then there's the return of my favorite villain,
Callisto, played with disturbing glee by Hudson
Leick. I won't give anything away here, but this
episode has my ALL-TIME favorite scene from the
entire series - the quicksand scene, in which
we first call into question Xena's judgment. Hmm,
maybe she doesn't always do the right thing.
Goooooooood stuff. We have writers Steven Sears
and R.J. Stewart to thank for these and other
great episodes that laid such a strong foundation
for the series. Too bad that foundation eventually
got thoroughly messed up (sigh).
Of course, this show would have gone nowhere
without Lucy Lawless' talent and charisma, and
during the second year, she was at the height
of her powers, keeping just enough of a lid on
Xena's vulnerability to draw us in. By her own
admission in the DVD commentary, she had by this
time "settled into the character." It's the little
things that count - the arched eyebrow, the Tarzan-like
"A-LA-LA-LA-LA's", the Clint-Eastwood-through-the-teeth
drawl, the slightly maniacal pinch spiel ("I've
just cut off the flow of blood to your brain."),
the sneer - all played to perfection in these
episodes. And even though Lawless admits to loathing
fight scenes and having "zero interest" in the
martial arts, she's as convincing as hell. She
is one of the few actresses out there who really
looks like she could kick your ass. If she never
does another action scene again, all of the studios
should at least send their actresses to her to
learn how to throw a punch for the camera. Xena
paved the way for a whole slew of butt-kicking
female leads, and sadly, not one of them can throw
a decent punch!
Now don't get me wrong, there are still a lot
of throwaway episodes in this box set, but about
half of them are indispensable, and that's nothing
to sneeze at. Remember what kind of budget we're
talking about here. I'm a firm believer in working
within limitations. When sky's the limit, it's
hard to stay on target. Are you listening George
Lucas? When you have to work with what you've
got, great things can happen. Did I mention that
halfway through this season, Lucy Lawless fractured
her pelvis?! The writers scrambled to explain
all the body-swapping episodes while she was laid
up in the hospital. The result? An episode called
The Quest, a Bruce Campbell (he of EVIL
DEAD fame) tour de force!
During its second season XENA WARRIOR PRINCESS
knew exactly what it was. A fun little show, tongue
planted firmly in cheek. And thanks to some great
writing, a very sweet show with just the
right balance of humor and drama before bigger
budgets, sprawling storylines, gutter humor, inconsistent
threads, and hit-you-over-the-head-lesbian "subtext"
mucked things up. Sheesh, with all the things
that later went wrong, it's a miracle anything
ever went right. And so much went right
that second season. Go pick up this box set. As
Lucy Lawless herself has said, "It was like lightning
in a bottle."
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